Guns!
Once we ban human guns will be perfectly safe #brokenwisdumb #brokenwisdom
May 2026
Farage!
Farage (noun) Definition – putrid fluid found in the bottom of a bin which has seeped through the bin liner #brokenwisdumb #brokenwisdom
There is no best drummer, stop asking me!
Have you heard that thing people do, you know the: Who is the best drummer, who is the best guitarist, who is the best… well, you get the idea. It’s something that powers polls all over the internet, and of
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Letters I never sent: Dear Dad (1)
This is a series of letters I wrote to work through some very personal feelings I had locked away. They were a way for me to process events in my life. You can find out more about this process here.
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Letters I never sent
I think it’s worth pointing out, right at the start, that I am not a qualified therapist or doctor. I am just sharing a method I used, which taught me how to reflect and empathise, or at least gave me
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Holes!
Black holes are collapsed stars, white holes are privileged, assholes are too common, and potholes are not filled with pot! #brokenwisdumb #brokenwisdom
Sheer unspeakable strangeness
I wrote this for a PASTA night in Wolverhampton. PASTA is a free monthly event organised by Poets, Prattlers and Pandemonialistsis, it’s an; Open mic night with a difference. Each month we meet at the Arena Theatre and ask people to
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